As a 21-year-old college senior riddled with career anxiety about making it as a writer full-time, I was naturally scrolling LinkedIn the other day and came across a rather peculiar job posting:
Celtics Role Player (full-time)
$0.00 – $4,000,000.00 salary range
Job specifications:
Responsible for 0 to 12 minutes per night, depending on the situation
Potentially frequent trips up and down I-95 between Maine and Boston (gas reimbursed)
Rotation-track position; possibility for promotion and rapid expansion of responsibilities
Zero job security
Must be:
NBA player
Able and willing to shoot threes (above 40 percent preferred)
Preferably taller than 6’3”, stocky, defensive-minded
Please do not apply on LinkedIn. Please e-mail Joe Mazzulla at doug.mccray01@celtics.com with CV, cover letter and personal essay about your favorite prehistoric mammal to apply.
The NBA season is close upon us, and it has me thinking about what it would take for the myriad Celtics role players…
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