Pakistan await their date with mediocrity as familiar tale unfolds in Multan

Like an aeroplane taking off or a group of suspiciously adult-looking teenagers getting on a roller-coaster in a Final Destination film, you know where this is going. Pakistan are about to take on a similarly innocuous task when, having had their fill, England finally turn it back over to them at some point tomorrow. They have to see off one of England’s weakest bowling attacks on one of their most placid surfaces.But, unlike this Test match, let’s get to the point: Pakistan have found a way to take conditions out of the equation when contriving to collapse in the third innings. No side has a lower average third-innings score this year, and Pakistan’s tell the story of their year; 115, 172 and 146. Sydney, Rawalpindi, Rawalpindi. Played three, lost three.Josh Hazlewood blew them away in Sydney as Pakistan frittered away a narrow lead. That may have hardly have been surprising, but Bangladesh used Pakistan’s susceptibility at that stage of an game as a template to carve a path to…